Let me begin with a disclaimer, what I know about this is both third hand and was only told to me in passing; so I may be completely mistaken. There is a protest going on in the jolly city of New York today against, what I have been told, is a practice of scientology in which a person is shot in the leg with a colt .45. I have also been told that to join the church of scientology you must “donate” money to the cause first. From my perspective, this seems an awful lot like paying money to get shot in the leg with a pistol. Now, I don’t mean to be condescending, but if you want to get paid to get shot perhaps the army is a better alternative. Then again, there is a large difference between the army and scientology, you’re allowed to shoot back in the military*.
*I actually don’t condone serious violence of any kind, but really: getting shot in the leg with a pistol? Puhleeze; getting beaten with a frat paddle is far more manly.
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